The King of the Gray

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A better, more positive Tumblr

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Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

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kingofthegray

Is this really the hill you want to die on tumblr? After all these years?

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@kingofthegray replied to your photo “pleasestopandrew: fed-ex-official: poetic-floetry: …”

Why are STEM students being forced to take and pay for useless classes like sociology?

even though this was more a general comment on that post i decided to add my two cents since it showed up in my notifications.

the post didn’t say anything about STEM fields so it’s only a very bizarre assumption that there were STEM students being forced to take a sociology class, but as I’m sure most people know, in college you have to take a number of classes that have nothing to do with your major (I know I wound up taking a load of classes that weren’t related to my field at all). At my school they were called “learning goals” and “distribution requirements.”

And as luck would have it i can still log into my old college account and get the list of requirements and the classes i took for them

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that was for my personal major, my major was included in the college of arts and sciences which includes STEM fields, so it would be the same for them as it was for me, but basically we had to get a certain amount of credits in each section and a bunch of classes fulfilled those requirements. Some of them were indeed sociology classes (almost every course offered at the school fulfilled at least one of the requirements so there were always loads of people in my classes that weren’t in the same major but chose to take the class). I personally never really felt forced to take any class (except spanish, fuck that class) for one of the learning goals or additional requirements since there were so many options that I got to always take a class I really wanted to take.

So tl;dr:
while again, we don’t know if the random white dudes in the screenshotted Twitter post were majoring in a STEM-related field, chances are they were not forced to take or pay for a sociology class, but chose to take it because it fulfilled a requirement for their degree or they could have been majoring in sociology (though if they really walked out of the sociology class, my guess is that they weren’t majoring in it and were taking it as an elective). 

kingofthegray

When I attended OSU for Nuclear engineering, I was required to take “Power, Difference, and discrimination” so I could graduate. I find this repugnant, as that money came out of my pocket for a class that had nothing to do with my chosen field. 

My comment was in reference to majors being forced to take classes that have nothing to do with a particular field of study, not necessarily in reference to sociology or the said white guys specifically, I merely assumed, as anybody taking a mandatory class is less likely to simply walk out of lecture, at least in my experience.

I know the whole “well you need to be well rounded, etc. etc.” which is a cute idea until you have to shuck out $100 or rend a book written by the professor that is teaching your class, or the matter of the tuition and time it takes to complete said classes in order to earn a specific degree. 

The fact that tuition hikes exist means being forced to take classes that simply will not help you constitutes fraud, in my humble opinion. Either way, the required credits for a degree would likely go down if the fat and waste classes were simply trimmed out of that particular pipeline. 

This concept can be applied to fine arts students as well. Should an English major be forced to take Calculus II? I don’t think so. My main complaint is about waste, it isn’t efficient to take classes that simply do not apply, especially in college, where you are looking to specialize into a particular field of academics, research, or work. 

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>check out OKCupid because I’m bored and lonely
>set match results to singles in my age range

>hippies
>”Vegan/Socialist/Marxist”
>”We are a couple looking for someone…”
>more hippies
>someone actually looking to cuck their boyfriend in the literal sense of the word
>”DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:” [wall of text equal in length to Martin Luther’s 95 Theses]
>exaggerated tumblr stereotype
>”In a committed relationship and looking for a third!”
>“My 10-year-old comes first” (girl is 25)
>more goddamned hippies
>girl in a Hillary t-shirt
>obvious meth addict
>”interested in getting myself a cute short skinny boyfriend that will be my toy. […] Also I enjoy emotional torment like sending you photos of me at a bar with other men and you send me pictures of what you’re doing.” (<– LITERAL QUOTE FROM SOMEONE’S PROFILE)
>”looking to join a stable couple…”
>EVEN MORE FUCKING HIPPIES

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critical-perspective

I use it for drinking games. Your list seems off to a good start, maybe consolidate and simplify to the most egregious clichés. Disclaimer: you will die.

1. Has a kid or kids who are “her world.” Extra shot per kid if she’s under 25.
2. Is a ham beast looking for a prince charming.
3. Tumblr stereotype of any kind. Extra shot if SuperWhoLock.
4. Is “done with the games.” Extra shot if divorced or separated.
5. Couples, cuck fetish, etc.
6. Marilyn Monroe quote - you know the one.
7. Fluent in sarcasm.
8. “I love adventure!” but only has photos from same town/bars.
9. Looking for a “real man,” a “gentleman” or “old soul.”
10. Is “spiritual” but not religious. Extra shot if they’re just a hippy stoner.

BONUS ROUND
If they’re what I call an “instagram queen,” that only lists their social media shit on there to gain desperate male followers and NOTHING else, you have to do one shot per duck face or Lana Del Rey face selfie in the Instagram feed they have connected.

freexcitizen

Why are you trying to commit genocide

critical-perspective

Increases my odds of nabbing the hot chick by removing my competition.

kingofthegray

Ah alcohol poisoning, my old friend. 

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kingofthegray asked:

Whenever I am feeling down, I always come to your blog, because seeing all of your Omega level cuck posts makes me glad I am not you, and thus I feel better about myself.

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018 answered:

I found the grown man running down the street like an anime character.

He didn’t like my call out post, apparently so now he’s reviving a blog that he hasn’t posted on in months to inform me that he’s still mad.

kingofthegray

Oh I’ve been active on tumblr, but I don’t post too much.

I don’t have a high enough opinion of you to be mad at any thing you do to me. I didn’t even know you made a call out post about me, I suppose I should feel upset, but I don’t value the opinions of insects. 

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